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Decades In The

Making.

For nearly four decades, Opie Cooper has masterfully crafted award-winning content, marketing strategies, and profitable projects for Fortune 500 companies, global brands, and distinguished organizations.

And so, after years of helping others tell their stories, he’s (apparently) fully committed to his own, uh, ambitious projects.*

*God Help His Staff.†

First Time Here?

Our Staff Would Like A Word!

†(No, Really, Please Help!)‡

While Opie has spent his career making other companies’ messages clear, concise, and precisely targeted, his own website is, um, an exhilarating journey into the unknown! Our dedicated staff invites you to the Opie Orientation Office™, where we’ll attempt to explain how one site can be both meticulously organized and, let’s say, beautifully chaotic. Our trained professionals (who may or may not be rethinking their career choices) are here to guide you. We promise it will take less time than getting lost on your own (though both are valid options).

‡(Stress Balls Provided. While Supplies last)

Health & Wellbeing
The Curious Case of the Weight Set Point

Or: Your Body-Most Overprotective Helicopter Parent Ever Disclaimer: Let me be clear: I have no clue what I’m talking about here. I’m not a physiologist,

Rowing the Seven Cs

Conquered the Stormy Oceans of Self-Doubt I stared at the rowing machine like it was some kind of medieval torture device, which, let’s be honest,

When my work-out needs back-up

A mission awaits: face the weights alone, a lone rogue against the odds—or join the crew and risk the pace. Each choice, a challenge. Which

Outdoor & Hobbies
The Curious Case of the Weight Set Point

Or: Your Body-Most Overprotective Helicopter Parent Ever Disclaimer: Let me be clear: I have no clue what I’m talking about here. I’m not a physiologist,

Rowing the Seven Cs

Conquered the Stormy Oceans of Self-Doubt I stared at the rowing machine like it was some kind of medieval torture device, which, let’s be honest,

When my work-out needs back-up

A mission awaits: face the weights alone, a lone rogue against the odds—or join the crew and risk the pace. Each choice, a challenge. Which

Art & Entertainment
The Curious Case of the Weight Set Point

Or: Your Body-Most Overprotective Helicopter Parent Ever Disclaimer: Let me be clear: I have no clue what I’m talking about here. I’m not a physiologist,

Rowing the Seven Cs

Conquered the Stormy Oceans of Self-Doubt I stared at the rowing machine like it was some kind of medieval torture device, which, let’s be honest,

When my work-out needs back-up

A mission awaits: face the weights alone, a lone rogue against the odds—or join the crew and risk the pace. Each choice, a challenge. Which

SITE MENU (sort of)*

LOST? No judgment. We lose an intern in here weakly. Usually Billingsly. Every single week. Bless his heart. The point is we have contingencies:

LIVE SEARCH- Kinda know what you’re looking for? Try the Live Search (aka “The FINDERer”)!

*Except Billingsly. Don’t think we haven’t tried.

HEAD HOME- If all else fails and—for reasons beyond our understanding—haven’t decided to just leave, you can simply return HOME and start all over. 

Side-Note: If you happen upon a bewildered intern carrying too many coffee orders and the company credit card… could you at least bring back the credit card? Accounting is starting to ask questions.