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Day: April 19, 2022

Two Potatoes Meet At An Elevator
Stranger Friends Have Happened

Sometimes profound connections are fleeting—helping each other see the tree for the forest, before drifting apart like leaves on a passing breeze.

SITE MENU (sort of)*

LOST? No judgment. We lose an intern in here weakly. Usually Billingsly. Every single week. Bless his heart. The point is we have contingencies:

LIVE SEARCH- Kinda know what you’re looking for? Try the Live Search (aka “The FINDERer”)!

*Except Billingsly. Don’t think we haven’t tried.

HEAD HOME- If all else fails and—for reasons beyond our understanding—haven’t decided to just leave, you can simply return HOME and start all over. 

Side-Note: If you happen upon a bewildered intern carrying too many coffee orders and the company credit card… could you at least bring back the credit card? Accounting is starting to ask questions.