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The Roommate In My Head

I walk into the kitchen, and the cabinet doors are all hanging open, like someone forgot mid-movement what they were reaching for and just walked

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The “Darby” Initiative

NOTE: All names have been changed to protect those who didn’t realize their passing interactions were with someone who processes life through paragraphs, turning casual

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