The neon beer signs cast their familiar glow across the riverside bar’s weathered floorboards, a nostalgic backdrop for an 80s-themed night in my childhood town.
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SITE MENU (sort of)*
LOST? No judgment. We lose an intern in here weakly. Usually Billingsly. Every single week. Bless his heart. The point is we have contingencies:
LIVE SEARCH- Kinda know what you’re looking for? Try the Live Search (aka “The FINDERer”)!
*Except Billingsly. Don’t think we haven’t tried.
HEAD HOME- If all else fails and—for reasons beyond our understanding—haven’t decided to just leave, you can simply return HOME and start all over.
Side-Note: If you happen upon a bewildered intern carrying too many coffee orders and the company credit card… could you at least bring back the credit card? Accounting is starting to ask questions.
